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Sophie-May Predicts a Diet!

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I Predict A Diet

Watching the people get podgy
It's not that uncommon I tell thee
Eating so much is quite dodgy
And it's not very sensible either
A friend of a friend got diabetes 
He stays in with beer and his DVDs 
Would never have happened to Stevie
A keen rower and a goalie
 
I predict a diet
I predict a diet
I predict a diet
I predict a diet
 
I tried to get to my lecture
Man in a tracksuit said "I betcha
Gained all that weight as a fresher
From red bull and a double measure"
 
Girls scrabble around for a clean tee
Used to be large and now it's mini
If it wasn't for uni they'd be skinny
They're not very sensible
 

And if there's anybody left in class
Who hasn't doubled their arse
 
Watching the people get podgy
It's not that uncommon I tell thee
Eating so much is quite dodgy
And it's not very sensible either 
 
I predict a diet
I predict a diet
I predict a diet
I predict a diet
 
And if there's anybody left in class
Who hasn't doubled their arse
 
I predict a diet
I predict a diet
I predict a diet
I predict a diet
 

Read Sophie-May's last poem Wrecked it All

Go to the The Advenures of Sophie-May page to see all the stories.

This year's adventures are written by 2nd year Writing and English student Sophie May and are illustrated by 3rd year Fine Art student Ellie Breeze.

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