Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? On an all-nighter No escape from the library. Open your eyes, Go and get a new coffee.

Mama, just failed again,

Not a thought inside my head

Need my dinner, and my bed.

Mama, ooh

Didn’t mean to let you down,

If I’m not back in time for Christmas

Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

 

Too late, deadline has come,

Sent shivers down my spine,

Joining the i-centre’s line.

Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and get some sleep.

Mama, ooh (any work in first year)

I don’t wanna fail

I sometimes wish I never enrolled at all.

 

I see a little silhouetto of a man,

Bloody hell, bloody hell, will he do an all-nighter?

Thunderbolt of lightning

Very, very inspiring me.

(Galileo) Galileo

(Galileo) Galileo

Galilieo Figaro

Magnifico.

 

I’m just a first year, nobody gets it

He’s just a first year of a bachelors degree

Spare him the stress when he gets to year three.

 

‘Easy work, easy marks’ will you let it go?

Bismillah! No, we will not let it go!

(Let it go!) Bismillah! No, we will not let it go!

(Let it go!) Bismillah! No, we will not let it go!

(Let it go!) Will not let it go!

(Let it go!) Will not let it go!

(Never, never, never let it go) Ah.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama mia, let it go.

Belezebub, has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me

 

So you think that first year work doesn’t count?

So you think you did no work in first year yourself?

Oh baby, don’t do this to me, baby

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here

 

Doesn’t really matter

Anyone can see

Doesn’t really matter

Any work in first year.

 

Read Sophie-May's last poem Dr Brightside

Go to the The Advenures of Sophie-May page to see all the stories.

This year's adventures are written by 2nd year Writing and English student Sophie May and are illustrated by 3rd year Fine Art student Ellie Breeze.